Funny Love Quotes

Love is not always romantic. It can be funny at times. Here is a collection of Funny Love Quotes. Fun and jokes are essential ingredients of a healthy love relationship. Start your romantic moments with these funny love quotes or by referring funny quotes about love...


 "Love is like an egg, it breaks easily and stinks if it gets to old". 


 Looking for a beautiful, loveable, perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll. :-).

•  If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
•   Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. 
•  A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.
•  Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 2nd marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. 

•   You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty. 
•  You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. 
•   Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. 
•   Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

  There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love. 

•   Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it 

•  There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love. 
•   Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it 
•   You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty. 
•  You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. 
•   Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. 
•   Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.