Best Kids Quotes Gallery

Sometimes kids say things in innocence that are simply hilarious. Here's an assortment of selected quotations from kids.

“I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.” 

― Roald Dahl

Children make you want to start life over.  ~Muhammad Ali

“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” 

― Oscar Wilde

“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.” 

― George Carlin.

“Gin a body meet a body

Coming thro' the rye,

Gin a body kiss a body— 

Need a body cry?” 

― Robert Burns